"This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe" – Funny Vintage Metal Wall Sign

£8.90 GBP

~~£13.90 GBP~~ £8.90 GBP

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📏 Size Small - 6x8" (15x20 cm) Standard - 8x12" (20x30 cm) – Most Popular! Large - 12x16" (30x40 cm)

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🚫 Stop the Bathroom Scrollers!

Is your loo constantly occupied by someone "just checking one email"? This hilarious vintage sign is the perfect way to tell guests and family that the toilet is for business, not for browsing. Less scrolling, more rolling!

🌟 Why Every British Home Needs This:

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Top-Tier British Banter:

Nothing says "Welcome to our home" like a bit of dry, sarcastic humour. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a cheeky nudge to the "phone addicts" in the family.

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Authentic Vintage Charm:

Designed with a classic, weathered farmhouse look. Whether a rustic cottage or a modern flat, this premium sign adds instant personality to your walls.

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Steam & Rust Proof:

Built for the British climate! Specially coated to resist rust and fading—perfect for steamy bathrooms and damp downstairs cloakrooms.

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Stress-Free 30-Second Install:

Forget the power tools. With 4 pre-drilled holes, you can hang this with a few tacks or command strips. Ready to display straight out of the box.

✅ Perfect For:

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The Downstairs Cloakroom:

Turn the smallest room in the house into the funniest conversation starter for your guests.

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The Office Toilet:

A polite (but firm) reminder to colleagues that the loo isn’t a breakroom for scrolling TikTok or checking emails.

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The Ultimate Gag Gift:

Looking for a quirky housewarming present? This is much more memorable than a bottle of wine. Perfect for the friend who always "disappears" with their phone.

📍 Product Specifications:

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Premium Material:

High-grade thickened aluminium. It is both durable and lightweight, ensuring it stays secure on your wall.

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Quality Finish:

UV-resistant, anti-fade print with rounded safety corners for a sleek and safe look.

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Size Options:

• Small: 15x20 cm (6x8") – Perfect for tight spaces.
• Standard: 20x30 cm (8x12") – Our Best Seller!
• Large: 30x40 cm (12x16") – A bold statement piece.

🎁 Package Includes:

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Your Order:

1 x Premium "Not An Internet Cafe" Metal Sign (Carefully packaged to arrive in perfect condition).

❗ NOTES

Please allow for slight variations in size due to manual measurements.
Due to different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may vary slightly from the color shown in the image.

⭐ OUR GUARANTEE ⭐

We are confident that our products are among the most innovative in the world, and we back this up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee!
If you are not satisfied for any reason, we will do everything we can to ensure you are happy with your purchase.
We want to assure you that you take absolutely no risk when buying and trying out our products. If you are not satisfied with the products (even if there is no specific defect), we will take care of it.
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