{"product_id":"this-is-a-bathroom-not-an-internet-cafe","title":"\"This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe\" – Funny Vintage Metal Wall Sign","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(216, 44, 98);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(204, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"16,0\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/5576\/8126\/files\/f994295577f46cc7fa059484967496c6_4f975fd3-d6f7-4a07-80f5-0225e414ea14.webp?v=1767926399\" style=\"width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; display: block; border: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(212, 28, 37);\"\u003e🚫 Stop the Bathroom Scrollers!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs your loo constantly occupied by someone \"just checking one email\"? This hilarious vintage sign is the perfect way to tell guests and family that the toilet is for business, not for browsing. Less scrolling, more rolling!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-wrapper {\n    margin: 15px 0;\n    width: 100%;\n    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion {\n    border: 1.5px solid #333333;\n    border-radius: 10px;\n    background: #ffffff;\n    overflow: hidden;\n    transition: all 0.2s ease-in-out;\n    -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; \/* Clean tap on mobile *\/\n  }\n\n  \/* Shadow effect when open to highlight content *\/\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion[open] {\n    box-shadow: 0 5px 15px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.08);\n    border-color: #000000;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary {\n    padding: 16px 20px;\n    font-weight: 700;\n    font-size: 15px;\n    color: #111111;\n    cursor: pointer;\n    background-color: #f9f9f9;\n    list-style: none;\n    display: flex;\n    justify-content: space-between;\n    align-items: center;\n    user-select: none;\n  }\n\n  \/* Visual feedback when pressed on phone *\/\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary:active {\n    background-color: #f0f0f0;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n    display: none;\n  }\n\n  \/* Custom indicator *\/\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary::after {\n    content: '+';\n    font-size: 20px;\n    color: #111;\n    transition: transform 0.3s;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion[open] .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary::after {\n    content: '−';\n    transform: rotate(180deg);\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-content {\n    padding: 20px;\n    border-top: 1px solid #eeeeee;\n    background-color: #ffffff;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item {\n    display: flex;\n    margin-bottom: 18px;\n    align-items: flex-start;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item:last-child {\n    margin-bottom: 0;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon {\n    font-size: 20px;\n    margin-right: 15px;\n    flex-shrink: 0;\n    line-height: 1.2;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text strong {\n    display: block;\n    font-size: 14px;\n    color: #000;\n    margin-bottom: 4px;\n  }\n\n  .cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text p {\n    margin: 0;\n    font-size: 13px;\n    color: #555;\n    line-height: 1.5;\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary\"\u003e🌟 Why Every British Home Needs This:\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop-Tier British Banter:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing says \"Welcome to our home\" like a bit of dry, sarcastic humour. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a cheeky nudge to the \"phone addicts\" in the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🎨\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthentic Vintage Charm:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned with a classic, weathered farmhouse look. Whether a rustic cottage or a modern flat, this premium sign adds instant personality to your walls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🛡️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSteam \u0026amp; Rust Proof:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the British climate! Specially coated to resist rust and fading—perfect for steamy bathrooms and damp downstairs cloakrooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🛠️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStress-Free 30-Second Install:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the power tools. With 4 pre-drilled holes, you can hang this with a few tacks or command strips. Ready to display straight out of the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary\"\u003e✅ Perfect For:\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🏡\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Downstairs Cloakroom:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn the smallest room in the house into the funniest conversation starter for your guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🏢\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Office Toilet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA polite (but firm) reminder to colleagues that the loo isn’t a breakroom for scrolling TikTok or checking emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ultimate Gag Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a quirky housewarming present? This is much more memorable than a bottle of wine. Perfect for the friend who always \"disappears\" with their phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary\"\u003e📍 Product Specifications:\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🛠️\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-grade thickened aluminium. It is both durable and lightweight, ensuring it stays secure on your wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e🎨\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuality Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUV-resistant, anti-fade print with rounded safety corners for a sleek and safe look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e📏\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Small: 15x20 cm (6x8\") – Perfect for tight spaces.\u003cbr\u003e• Standard: 20x30 cm (8x12\") – Our Best Seller!\u003cbr\u003e• Large: 30x40 cm (12x16\") – A bold statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-accordion\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-summary\"\u003e🎁 Package Includes:\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-icon\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cy-fakx-yl-metal-sign-uk-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYour Order:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 x Premium \"Not An Internet Cafe\" Metal Sign (Carefully packaged to arrive in perfect condition).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/1_d7ab1257-09cc-426d-95c8-fe859098de42.jpg?v=1772697361\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/2_d0e1d587-fa84-4ce2-b153-d4890fc7d3f5.jpg?v=1772697364\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/3_1d599a2c-8aa4-44df-b29d-0b06662c0c15.jpg?v=1772697372\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/4_b4c38e8e-441c-4c29-8924-995c5ecb4892.jpg?v=1772697370\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/5_b88d2611-33af-430b-85e9-2fddbbee5a7b.jpg?v=1772697371\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/6_51cd29f3-2a18-45a9-9b39-19ba54f1ef10.jpg?v=1772697369\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0602\/5474\/8732\/files\/7_aebd22c2-8620-4441-a0fe-6fde5ecc4652.jpg?v=1772697370\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e❗ NOTES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease allow for slight variations in size due to manual measurements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may vary slightly from the color shown in the image.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin: 0 auto; border: none; width: 100%;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⭐ OUR GUARANTEE ⭐\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe are confident that our products are among the most innovative in the world, and we back this up with a \u003cb\u003erisk-free 30-day guarantee!\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you are not satisfied for any reason, we will do everything we can to ensure you are happy with your purchase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe want to assure you that you take absolutely \u003cb\u003eno risk\u003c\/b\u003e when buying and trying out our products. 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